what two cards, a chip, and a chair has taught me.

that in life, you have control over anything but luck.
you have the mathematical capability to predict the outcome of things.
but half the time, you're wrong.
that money, is really in your hands to lose it.
restraint is one of the key things in life.
don't judge someone by what they do or say.
any two cards, can beat any two cards,
similarly, anyone can do anything better than anyone.
inside every short stack, there's a monster stack waiting to grow.
similarly in life, you might be a bit short right now, but everyone's got potential.
sunglasses are gay at poker tables.
iylia likes to strip halfway thru the game.
and once, he poured bbq sauce on himself.
donn can't play limit games.


and poker taught me that nothing can compare to the smile from the girl you love when you get home after a long gruelling session, even if you go freakin broke.
nothing.